A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

"She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

hahahahaha got that from Acacia. thought it was amusing lol. just a little halloween humor.

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wow okay last night was the "Pumpkin Bash" at school which is a dance with a dunking booth and moon walks and anyway. a lot of people were complaining about how it was "so gay" but i had a really good time. i made some new friends. Cassandra for one. Then i talked to Brittany C. after like....YEARS. i am sooo confused right now. i mean i'm not sure if i should talk to Brittany because all of my friends hate her and i supposedly hate her but....that's not really true. i really just wanna go back to the way things were between us. Brittany was the boss and i was her trusty sidekick. i remember all the stuff we did....wow lol. we were so crazy....but then Jr. High came and Brittany got popular and Lisa didn't so,we stopped talking. . but anyway. more about the dance.
okay so i get there and li start talking to this girl named Cassandra and we talk and get to know each other and she's really cool. then me and her start talking to Taylor Y. and stuff and then she leaves to hang out with other people and i go to dance with Saharr,Brittnie W., Lindsay,Sue Ellen,Jessica,Delaney,Juan Pablo,Tyler, and some other people. it was really fun and then like....later on that night i was walking with Sarah B. and Cassandra and we were pretending to be FBI agents it was AWESOME! lol we were going up and down the halls yelling "EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT!!!" it was great lol. and we were holding up our hands into gun shapes lol. Sarah kept saying "This is the FBI not CSI!" it was great lol. . anyway lol. okay well that was last night. now for today...
i woke up at 7 and then around 10 Jay and his daughter Crystal came over. Crystal is 16 and really nice. then at 11:32 we went to Petsmart and bought my new Kitty . we bought her a HUGE scratching post,some "Barbie" mice and a stick with feathers and a bell at the end and we also bought her a cute little kitty bed. then we came home and showed my kitty.who's name is Roxy, around the house. she's soooo curious! lol. then me,mom,jay,and crystal watched "Sweet Home Alabama" and ate pizza. then we all took a nap and Crystal went home and now i'm here lol. gosh i love Roxy lol. anyway okay well i guess i'll go now. gotta watch my cat.

Rock.On.

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muahaha!
my computer is now fix-ed! yayness!!!!! well okay now onto my day.

well okay it was sucky but thats okay. i miss Jessica A LOT. she's in New York....she's been gone for 6 days....makes me sad . today for some reason i missed her more than usual. hm i dunno. today i kinda felt...alone. like people kept leaving me today. like okay in the morning at school you stay in the commons and talk to friends and stuff well,since Jessica is gone i had no one to hang out with and it was sooo borring and i just walked around the whole time and yeah and then at lunch my friends Lindsay,Saharr,and Brittnie W left me but luckily i had Andrew lol i was like "and what do they do,leave me." and he's like "don't worry i won't leave you well...until i finish my food then i'm leaving you" lol. made me feel a little better lol. then at the pep rally i sat allll by myself which SUCKED. *sigh*. it all sucks. but ya know at least i know i got Robert and Jon. man i dunno what i would do without them. i'd die lol. HEY one good thing happend today. i talked to Tanner B. -squeels- . gosh he's soooo HOT. esoecially when he smiles lol. ANYWAY!!!! moving on. alright well i'm gunna go now. bye....

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yeah okay today was really borring. i might have my burritos spend the night on Friday. My burritos are Lindsay W.,Brittnie W., and Saharr G. they're sooo awesome! this will be the first time they've EVER been to my house. should be really fun. anyway okay i'm gunna go. tv show back on! lol.

Crushin' hard,
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well...here's yesterday :

i went to my very first drama festival yesterday. My first event was Readers Theatre. i performed with Chelsea T.,Cindi B.,and Adrianna B. we were pretty bad but thats only because we never practiced and that's because me and Chelsea were the only ones doing something while Cindi and Adrianna talked the whole time >/ but whatever. we got out of : Fair, Good, Excellent, Superior we got a "Good". me and Chelsea deserved at least an Excellent for all the work we did man. but whatever. okay now i like this guy named Taylor who is like...my best friend or whatever and like...we were getting along great right? he kept putting his arm around me and hugging me and holding my hand and all that but then like later on he stopped talking to me and would only talk to Cindi B, and Adrianna and me and Chelsea were like "wtf!" ya know! and so then we were just like "forget him!" and yeah then our second event was Group Impromptu which is where you get a topic and you have to make up a skit in two minutes. it was me,Amy B.,and Chelsea T. i stole the show with my "oh lions...fun!" line lol. but anyway we got an Excellent there. and then we went to lunch and we got pizzas from the concession stand. and then we went to our third event which was Group Mime with me,Amy B.,and Chelsea T. we had been practicing all week after school and stuff. we were awesome!!!! i swear! we should've gotten a Superior but we got Excellent which to me is better than nothin' lol. but anyway it was soo fun! and then Taylor continued to ignore us but ya know what he's a man whore anyway ;p. lol. Kelly hit him for me! lol. he completely ignored me on the way home on the bus too!!! gosh...but thats okay because i still got my Robert lol. he is my pimp lol okay i have soooo lost my mind lol. but anyway yeah thats what happend yesterday. OH! annnnd!!!! my mom was talking to mrs. hairfield(Kelly's mom and my theatre arts teacher) and she said that i've come a long way since sixth grade and that i have opened up more which is so awesome and then my mom goes "well,she comes by it naturally her aunt does voice overs and commercials and play make-up and movies" and mrs. hairfield was like "maybe she can come to class one day and talk to them about it" and i am sooooooooooo excited about that!!!! i mean AHH!!! lol. i love my aunt she is my role model i wanna be like her when i get older. and to have her come and talk to my class would be so awesome. but yeah okay anyway,i'm gunna go. don't feel well i woke up with a sore throat and it won't go away >/. talk to you all later.
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